YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Randomize
