Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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