He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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