One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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