if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
