Pappa wants mamma naked
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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