Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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