love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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