is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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