Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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