JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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