You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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