I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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