Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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