so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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