Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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