are you so shy because you have an std?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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