omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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