Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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