I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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