$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Randomize
