I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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