just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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