I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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