He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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