How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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