So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you would pick up someone in the library
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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