drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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