Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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