let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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