Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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