He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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