Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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