she looked like the before picture.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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