oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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