Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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