i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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