And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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