I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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