At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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