Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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