No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
two words...techno handjob
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Shame - the story of my life.
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