I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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