If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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