Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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