whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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