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(303): View more from Colorado

pwbgyin

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what?

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penguin condom

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(734): View more from Michigan

we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store

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(613): View more from Ontario

My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian

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(775): View more from Nevada

This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.

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Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class

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(303): View more from Colorado

If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?

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No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.

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