THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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