this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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