I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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