i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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