i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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