doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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