Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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