you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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